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Not Just a Number

The train doors hissed open. I stepped aboard and sat on an empty bench as we glided out of the station.

Opposite me, a decrepit old fellow was sprawled on the carriage floor, sorting his stash of grimy shopping bags. A long bulbous nose gave him an air of Jimmy Durante, minus the felt homburg. His long beard was a tangle of white wisps. A red-checked parka and black tracksuit pants, the knees peppered with holes, did little to pad his raw-boned frame. The soles of his black sneakers had worn down to reveal threadbare socks and a glimpse of grubby feet. He gave me a sly glance with one bloodshot eye.

With arthritic fingers, he peeled open a plastic pocket and slid a collection of small sugar packets into one hand. I watched, fascinated, as he laid them end-to-end, domino style. With a grunt, he swept up the sugar packets and lined them up like soldiers instead. Satisfied, he reached for another plastic sleeve.

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The Next Best Thing

Here’s my conspiracy theory: today’s gadgets are made to fail. And here’s my evidence: both the vacuum cleaner and my mobile phone have carked it just weeks out of warranty.

Last Sunday, the vacuum cleaner, my trusty servant, stopped dead. The two of us were having a lovely time sucking up all the bits of Lego left lying on the loungeroom floor. (We often play games, the vacuum cleaner and I, ferreting about under the sofa with the suction at warp speed. We try to guess from the rattle – rattle – clunk! what mystery object has shot up the hose.)

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